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oh popularity, if you only were quality
Apr. 7th, 2011 10:05 pmphrase from a ficlet over on tumblr:
Jared basically buttered up his cock
I.
What.
Are they fucking or baking a goddamned cake?
Still deciding whether to laugh myself stupid or go hit my head on a wall until my brain's so mush I spazz over this sort of writing just like those liking/reblogging. (And don't even get me started on the need for a beta or phrasing that just makes no sense. But hey, it's porny, so that makes it GOOD, right? \o/)
Hi, I'm a picky bitch. Who hasn't seen something that made me headdesk/facepalm like that in a fic since the Yami No Matsuei fanfic years ago with the phrase "pleasure tool".
Jared basically buttered up his cock
I.
What.
Are they fucking or baking a goddamned cake?
Still deciding whether to laugh myself stupid or go hit my head on a wall until my brain's so mush I spazz over this sort of writing just like those liking/reblogging. (And don't even get me started on the need for a beta or phrasing that just makes no sense. But hey, it's porny, so that makes it GOOD, right? \o/)
Hi, I'm a picky bitch. Who hasn't seen something that made me headdesk/facepalm like that in a fic since the Yami No Matsuei fanfic years ago with the phrase "pleasure tool".
