oh popularity, if you only were quality

[whitereflection]

phrase from a ficlet over on tumblr:
Jared basically buttered up his cock

I.

What.

Are they fucking or baking a goddamned cake?


Still deciding whether to laugh myself stupid or go hit my head on a wall until my brain's so mush I spazz over this sort of writing just like those liking/reblogging. (And don't even get me started on the need for a beta or phrasing that just makes no sense. But hey, it's porny, so that makes it GOOD, right? \o/)

Hi, I'm a picky bitch. Who hasn't seen something that made me headdesk/facepalm like that in a fic since the Yami No Matsuei fanfic years ago with the phrase "pleasure tool".

Comments

[chez-amanda.livejournal.com]

Given Jared's candy obsession... possibly lol. I'm not a fan of using food terms (or food in general) in a sexy way, totally squicks me out.

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, after originally reading your comment, my brain popped up with "Dude, gummi bears don't go there!". Then I told my brain NO. Just no. :p

But yeah, food terms in descriptions just makes me make faces at a fic--like chocolate hair or chocolate locks. It's like "Aaaa, someone's gonna gnaw his head like he's a giant candy Easter rabbit!!"

[kros-21.livejournal.com]

what the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!?! O.O

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

XD I'm sure it was supposed to mean using lube. But it more came across in a "I don't think those words mean what you think they mean" situation.

[canyon_deye.livejournal.com]

LOL'D. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I'm still giggling over here. XD tsk tsk.

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

I'm still giggling at it a day later--but then again, my brain is like 12, so that doesn't help. XD

[paxlux.livejournal.com]

Jared basically buttered up his cock

OMG, IS PAULA DEEN AROUND?! WE MUST PROTECT JARED!!!

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY I ADORE YOU BECAUSE YOU THINK LIKE ME XDDDDD I'm sorry, Imma gonna let you finish, Paula, but everything's better when you add butter except for sex.

[paxlux.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! Well, my first reaction was "OH, EW, THAT DOES NOT MEAN WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS. BUTTER DOESN'T GO THERE OR THERE." And then I was like, "Butter? PAULA DEEN." :D

\o/ TORTURED GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE.

[akintay.livejournal.com]

Maybe fucking while baking a cake? Jensen might have a thing for Jared in the kitchen... :P