'Cause I'm a freak... :D
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whitereflectionAww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!
"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."
- pause -
"You've got beautiful eyes ..."
What kind of drunk are you?
Though the truth is, I've never really been drunk. Does fit the way most of my family acts when like that, tho. ^^
How Dumb Are You?
Like, you're real dumb. Totally!
If you're lucky, your abject stupidity will become the stuff of legend. For decades to come, people will recall how you ran into a lamppost at your cousin's barbecue, or how you brought the world to the brink of nuclear war by peeing into Jiang Zemin's bidet.
Not that you know who Jiang Zemin is. Or what a bidet is. Fool.
[Insert obligatory potatoe reference here]
How dumb are you?
The Horrible Affliction Test
Congratulations, you're rickets!
Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.
You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you give kids bendy legs with the following fine graphic:
[I am Rickets. Hear your bones go boing.]
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Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!
"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."
- pause -
"You've got beautiful eyes ..."
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/emotional.jpg" width="300" height="180"><br><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/">What kind of drunk are <i>you</i>?</a>
Though the truth is, I've never really been drunk. Does fit the way most of my family acts when like that, tho. ^^
How Dumb Are You?
Like, you're real dumb. Totally!
If you're lucky, your abject stupidity will become the stuff of legend. For decades to come, people will recall how you ran into a lamppost at your cousin's barbecue, or how you brought the world to the brink of nuclear war by peeing into Jiang Zemin's bidet.
Not that you know who Jiang Zemin is. Or what a bidet is. Fool.
[Insert obligatory potatoe reference here]
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/realdumb.jpg" title="Insert obligatory potatoe reference here"><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/">How dumb are <i>you</i>?</a>
The Horrible Affliction Test
Congratulations, you're rickets!
Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.
You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you give kids bendy legs with the following fine graphic:
[I am Rickets. Hear your bones go boing.]
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/affliction/rickets.png" title="I am Rickets. Hear your bones go boing."><br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/affliction/">Take the Affliction Test Today!</a>
Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory!
Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.
Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you bathe in virgin juice with the following fine graphic:
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/criminal/elizabethbathory.jpg" title="I am Elizabeth Bathory."><br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/criminal/">Which Evil Criminal are <i>You</i>?</a>
Entered in Diane Davis...
<p>My Mormon name is <b>Dianarea Danileesa</b>!<br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/">What's yours?</a></p>
Then my name originally...
<p>My Mormon name is <b>Dianarea Ankanna</b>!<br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/">What's yours?</a></p>
What the hell, did Diane Victoria Atkinson Davis...
<p>My Mormon name is <b>Pawnece America Acia Danai</b>!<br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/">What's yours?</a></p>
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Holy Voltron rip-off, you're Megazord!
You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.
Declare your hugeness with the following sticker of power:
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/megazord.jpg" width="200" height="150"><br><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a>
The Annoying B-List Celebrity Test
Smile smile laugh smile grin laugh smile Regis Philbin!
Grin laugh witty banter grin laugh Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Grin smirk serious serious serious is that your final answer? Serious grin laugh witty banter grin laugh stare.
Grin smirt sneer serious serious serious you've won $100! Smile smile smile serious serious tense tense eye-glint grin smile serious serious grin smirk grin grin grin smiiiiile grin grin.
Grin grin smile grin:
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/celebrity/american/regisphilbin.jpg" title="Grin smile grin grin"><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/celebrity/">Which annoying B-list celebrity are <i>you</i>?</a>
Oo Dear gods. I shall go commit harikiri now...
Entered Diane Davis again...
<p>My insulting name is <b>Odious and unpleasant child Valdoonican'slovechild</b>!<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/insult/">What's yours?</a></p>
Both my original name and complete name got this. It must mean something. ^^;;
<p>My insulting name is <b>Odious and unpleasant child Gherkinpenis</b>!<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/insult/">What's yours?</a></p>
...but...'gherkinpenis'? *blinks* They trying to say pickledick, or something like that? Oo Those wacky Brits...
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Blame this all on Lemming. She gave the link to the drunk test, whereupon I was compelled to investigate all the other quizzes that site had. :D
Aww, give us a cuddle. You're an Emotional Drunk!
"But I thought he liked me. It was all going so well. I can't take it, you know? Not again. Why me, you know? My life is so fucking shit. I'm just a worthless piece of nothing shit. Everything I do is shit, or it turns to shit, or I turn it to shit."
- pause -
"You've got beautiful eyes ..."
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/emotional.jpg" width="300" height="180"><br><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/drunk/">What kind of drunk are <i>you</i>?</a>
Though the truth is, I've never really been drunk. Does fit the way most of my family acts when like that, tho. ^^
How Dumb Are You?
Like, you're real dumb. Totally!
If you're lucky, your abject stupidity will become the stuff of legend. For decades to come, people will recall how you ran into a lamppost at your cousin's barbecue, or how you brought the world to the brink of nuclear war by peeing into Jiang Zemin's bidet.
Not that you know who Jiang Zemin is. Or what a bidet is. Fool.
[Insert obligatory potatoe reference here]
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/realdumb.jpg" title="Insert obligatory potatoe reference here"><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/dumb/">How dumb are <i>you</i>?</a>
The Horrible Affliction Test
Congratulations, you're rickets!
Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.
You're not very prevalent in affluent societies any more - but don't worry, there's always the third world!
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you give kids bendy legs with the following fine graphic:
[I am Rickets. Hear your bones go boing.]
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/affliction/rickets.png" title="I am Rickets. Hear your bones go boing."><br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/affliction/">Take the Affliction Test Today!</a>
Congratulations, you're Elizabeth Bathory!
Hailing from sunny Transylvania, your first blood-related incident was when you stabbed a servant girl in the face with a pair of scissors for underperforming. Some of the red spray landed on your hands, and as you washed it off, you noticed that it left your skin fresh and young looking. From then on you were convinced that the blood of young girls was the secret to eternal youth.
Rather than killing girls outright by stabbing them or slitting their throats, you enjoy torturing them for weeks on end by pricking them with needles or prodding with sharp spikes - all to bathe in their blood. You've killed over six hundred women, all without raising a peep from the authorities.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you bathe in virgin juice with the following fine graphic:
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/criminal/elizabethbathory.jpg" title="I am Elizabeth Bathory."><br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/criminal/">Which Evil Criminal are <i>You</i>?</a>
Entered in Diane Davis...
<p>My Mormon name is <b>Dianarea Danileesa</b>!<br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/">What's yours?</a></p>
Then my name originally...
<p>My Mormon name is <b>Dianarea Ankanna</b>!<br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/">What's yours?</a></p>
What the hell, did Diane Victoria Atkinson Davis...
<p>My Mormon name is <b>Pawnece America Acia Danai</b>!<br \><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/mormon/">What's yours?</a></p>
Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Holy Voltron rip-off, you're Megazord!
You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.
Declare your hugeness with the following sticker of power:
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/megazord.jpg" width="200" height="150"><br><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/">Which Colossal Death Robot Are <i>You</i>?</a>
The Annoying B-List Celebrity Test
Smile smile laugh smile grin laugh smile Regis Philbin!
Grin laugh witty banter grin laugh Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Grin smirk serious serious serious is that your final answer? Serious grin laugh witty banter grin laugh stare.
Grin smirt sneer serious serious serious you've won $100! Smile smile smile serious serious tense tense eye-glint grin smile serious serious grin smirk grin grin grin smiiiiile grin grin.
Grin grin smile grin:
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/celebrity/american/regisphilbin.jpg" title="Grin smile grin grin"><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/celebrity/">Which annoying B-list celebrity are <i>you</i>?</a>
Oo Dear gods. I shall go commit harikiri now...
Entered Diane Davis again...
<p>My insulting name is <b>Odious and unpleasant child Valdoonican'slovechild</b>!<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/insult/">What's yours?</a></p>
Both my original name and complete name got this. It must mean something. ^^;;
<p>My insulting name is <b>Odious and unpleasant child Gherkinpenis</b>!<br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/insult/">What's yours?</a></p>
...but...'gherkinpenis'? *blinks* They trying to say pickledick, or something like that? Oo Those wacky Brits...
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Blame this all on Lemming. She gave the link to the drunk test, whereupon I was compelled to investigate all the other quizzes that site had. :D
