I mean ow, seriously.

[whitereflection]

Phone rings. I go to answer it. I whack my hand *hard* against the (tall) bookshelf, because I have no fugging depth perception. All the little scratchpaper notepads fall off the bookshelf--as does a heavy flashlight, right on my right shoulder/back.

So yeah. Now I hurt in several places, because I answered the phone. (It was someone taking a gd survey. We've had two survey calls just tonight. WTF. New plan: get an ans. machine for the basement here as well so I can start to screen calls again.)