antibodies are overrated anyway

[whitereflection]

http://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/114842.html
Live Free or Twihard by poor_choices, J2, PG13, 6K words

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Proof, from the fic warnings and summary:
Warnings: Crack, fake anon memes, painfully awesome Edward Cullen RP usernames, Twilight, meta, general mockery of fandom, poor_choices, mentions of fake suicide, inconsistent tone, general stupidity. On the bright side, no Chad Michael Murray, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, or Jonas Brothers.

Summary: Jensen is Romeo, Jared is Juliet, Team Edward are the Montagues, Team Jacob are the Capulets, and Aldis Hodge sincerely hopes he is not Mercutio, because he does not want to get shanked.

My brain is still full of lolololol, gleesquee, and ♥. Best crack ever.

In other news, fuuuuuuuck this cold. Seriously. I am still kind of convinced that I don't ever get new colds, the same one just comes back every few months like a skanky ex on a bad sitcom.

Comments

[cacklesthewitch.livejournal.com]

OMG I JUST READ THAT AND IT'S BRILLIANT. *hugs you*

I hope you kick the cold in its ass. Feel better soon!

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

SO VERY BRILLIANT ♥ It's such a wonderful mocking of not just Twilight, but all the things in any-every fandom that make me roll my eyes SO HARD at people. XD

And thanks. ♥ I've definitely been sleeping a ton and doing the whole soup thing (even bought chicken soup stuff at the store today), so hopefully that all helps one of these days. ^^;