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[whitereflection]

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

...what? Wat. Brb, killing myself and/or never writing again. (Sorry. Read a lot of his stuff in high school based on a teacher rec. Only liked The Shining--and even that just for the plot. Not fond of his writing style.)

Now if I could just find one of these that'd tell me that I wrote poetry like Bukowski and all would be forgiven. Except that won't happen b/c I wrote poetry like an emo high schooler. :|


Edit: That was based off a short fic I did (the post-5.22 one), but a journal entry also came up King. >_< But trying that poem, Songsense, from the other day gave me Mario Puzo as a result. Not familiar with that author, hm. (Re-edit: Okay, after checking Wikipedia, all I have to say is o_O...what, again. Oy.)

Comments

[finnigan-geist.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think King's a couple steps above trashpulp! At least, maybe, depending on the book? I really, really like some of his non-supernatural stories, like Delores Claiborne and all the short stories in Different Seasons. Also, reading his meta, he seems at least like a thoughtful author. I don't know, I wouldn't mind King, although I seriously doubt I'd get him, because I write so little action, and I really think the meme generates results based on certain words.

And, idk, I'm a little weirded out that I got the same result for about 80% of my writing - some stupid Bleach stuff as well as this serious long epic I'm currently working on - because that makes me feel like I don't have enough of a shift in tone, and I see that as more of a problem than any specific result. :/

Also, lol, I'm 95% sure the "Your Mom" result is just from fiddling with the code:

I write like
YOUR MOM

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software (http://www.codingrobots.com/memoires/). Analyze your writing! (http://iwl.me)

In conclusion: ♥