a po-em. (not really :p)

[whitereflection]

I
HATE
SNOW.
I
REALLY FUCKING HATE
SHOVELING SNOW.
SNOW
DRIFTS
CAN GO SUCK IT.
SUCK IT, SNOW DRIFTS,
SUCK IT.
FUCKING STUPID
WIND
ALSO SUCKS.
MY BUTT IS STILL COLD.
>(

THE END.

Comments

[crimsonkitty88.livejournal.com]

A STUNNING EXAMPLE OF BEAUTIFUL POETIC PROSE, FILLED DEEPLY WITH THE EMOTIONS OF LOVE AND KINDNESS AND CHARITY. A MUST READ FOR ALL AGES.

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

I WILL SURELY WIN MANY AWARDS FOR IT! \O/

[aliens-dance.livejournal.com]

Your words..they're so beautiful :')



ACK, SNOW

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thankya XD

And ack, indeed. It is annoying and coooooooooold >_< !

[mysticwaters.livejournal.com]

LOL. IA.

ANY SNOW AFTER XMAS = DNW.

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

VERY VERY DNW! D: D: D: I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS DOES NOT INCLUDE THE PHRASE "AND PLEASE STICK AROUND FOR A MONTH OR TWO WE REALLY LIKE THAT".

Readin' ur snowetry...

[pkoceres.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, you live in Nebraska? I got cold just looking at the weather forecast for you guys. D: *sends blankets & hugs*

Re: Readin' ur snowetry...

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

Yep, Omaha. And holy crow, has it been bitter lately. :x The sort that closes schools as much as the snow itself did. But! They predict it will get up to freezing next week! :D :D :D Maybe even to 33F~! It will be positively tropical--I'm going to wear shorts. 8D

Re: Readin' ur snowetry...

[pkoceres.livejournal.com]

Yay! I know what you mean, it's supposed to get up to 40 here this weekend. :D I CAN LEAVE MY HOUSE. It's amazing. \o/

[agent-jl36.livejournal.com]

I feel your pain. Our snow here in Minneapolis has ice layers upon ice layers. Parking sucks cuz of the drifts. Wanna run away to Mexico? First shot of tequila is on me.

[whitereflection.livejournal.com]

Yessssssss, we should do that! The only contact we should have with anything cold or icy is that which comes in a fancy glass with an umbrella decorating it. *nods*