man, why's he gotta be an idiot.

[whitereflection]

So ok, the other day he took his laundry from the dryer upstairs (point in his favor, usually he waits for me to do it, even though there's no folding afterwards, I just dump it on his dresser 'for him to fold' i.e. for him to ignore for like a year). I did not know that he just put the full basket in the usual 'his dirty clothes spot'. Saw a full basket, saw clothes stuffed under the bed (which I hate anyway), started piling clothes from under the bed in basket with the rest.

Occurred to me...just did his laundry not long ago, why's it full, oh fucking idiot. So I question him and he said he forgot to put them away, so he just started putting dirty stuff under the bed. ...if he 'forgot' to put them away, why did he just keep putting them under the bed? If he 'forgot' then he'd be piling them in the basket. What this really translates as is "I was too fucking lazy to dump the basket on the dresser and just stuffed things under the bed rather than take the 30seconds to empty the basket day after day after day because I am a procrastinator who fucking can't do ANYTHING for himself". Yeah, I think that's the ticket.

Also, love how he cleaned the cast iron skillet the other night, but put it on top of the stove, rather than inside the oven (which obviously these two spots are so far apart)--so that it is already getting cat hair in it and thus should be cleaned again. WHY ARE THESE THINGS SO HARD FOR HIM. Seriously, he was not a moron back in the early-mid 90s. I know generalizations are wrong and it's not true of all guys, but cynical me says males only want a mother or servant. Another reason why just finding another woman is better. :p

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Yes, males only want a mother or servant. And if they don't, their testosterone levels are unusually low and that's no good for other reasons I won't get into.

I actually like to generalize. ^_~

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