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Dec. 5th, 2006 07:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
whitereflectionOk, so the usual bad start to the morning: I sleep so deep I don't hear the alarm, he basically sleepwalks to turn it off and goes back to bed without nudging me awake. So right, up late, but will be basically on time if he just gets his ass in gear on finishing getting ready. (And ffs how I *HATE* not getting to shower in the morning, I know I've said it before but I hatehate*hate* it DX)
But! That is not the for-freaking-odd thing I want to note. No, the for-freaking-wth-odd thing I want to note is how this morning as I was rushing to get ready I wandered into the bedroom and noted the lights were off and he was lying down. Ok, fine, I think, he must be feeling poorly or playing hooky and is calling in, fine, just means I get out the door faster. But *no*, that's not the case at all.
What he was actually doing, was...in the dark, while laying down, on *my* half of the bed mind you, thus on my pillows...was shaving. (Electric razor type). Excuse me, but... W. T. F.??
I'm serious. I just can't bend my mind around it. And now I have to find a way to say "Look, if you're going to shave while lying down in the dark, can you at least do so on your side of the bed and your pillows, so I don't have to deal with little annoying hairs left behind?" while making damned sure not to say the 'and so I can try not to dwell on how you're a *fucking weirdo*' part.
And yes, going to Walgreens to buy a travel alarm clock to use as backup is on my list for tonight. I procrastinated it, I paid for it. Jeez louise.
Criminy, why is there no mood for 'boggling'?
But! That is not the for-freaking-odd thing I want to note. No, the for-freaking-wth-odd thing I want to note is how this morning as I was rushing to get ready I wandered into the bedroom and noted the lights were off and he was lying down. Ok, fine, I think, he must be feeling poorly or playing hooky and is calling in, fine, just means I get out the door faster. But *no*, that's not the case at all.
What he was actually doing, was...in the dark, while laying down, on *my* half of the bed mind you, thus on my pillows...was shaving. (Electric razor type). Excuse me, but... W. T. F.??
I'm serious. I just can't bend my mind around it. And now I have to find a way to say "Look, if you're going to shave while lying down in the dark, can you at least do so on your side of the bed and your pillows, so I don't have to deal with little annoying hairs left behind?" while making damned sure not to say the 'and so I can try not to dwell on how you're a *fucking weirdo*' part.
And yes, going to Walgreens to buy a travel alarm clock to use as backup is on my list for tonight. I procrastinated it, I paid for it. Jeez louise.
Criminy, why is there no mood for 'boggling'?
