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antibodies are overrated anyway
Aug. 4th, 2010 04:58 pmhttp://longsufferingly.livejournal.com/114842.html
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poor_choices, J2, PG13, 6K words
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Proof, from the fic warnings and summary:
Warnings: Crack, fake anon memes, painfully awesome Edward Cullen RP usernames, Twilight, meta, general mockery of fandom, poor_choices, mentions of fake suicide, inconsistent tone, general stupidity. On the bright side, no Chad Michael Murray, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, or Jonas Brothers.
Summary: Jensen is Romeo, Jared is Juliet, Team Edward are the Montagues, Team Jacob are the Capulets, and Aldis Hodge sincerely hopes he is not Mercutio, because he does not want to get shanked.
My brain is still full of lolololol, gleesquee, and ♥. Best crack ever.
In other news, fuuuuuuuck this cold. Seriously. I am still kind of convinced that I don't ever get new colds, the same one just comes back every few months like a skanky ex on a bad sitcom.
Live Free or Twihard by
poor_choices, J2, PG13, 6K wordsTHIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Proof, from the fic warnings and summary:
Warnings: Crack, fake anon memes, painfully awesome Edward Cullen RP usernames, Twilight, meta, general mockery of fandom, poor_choices, mentions of fake suicide, inconsistent tone, general stupidity. On the bright side, no Chad Michael Murray, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, or Jonas Brothers.
Summary: Jensen is Romeo, Jared is Juliet, Team Edward are the Montagues, Team Jacob are the Capulets, and Aldis Hodge sincerely hopes he is not Mercutio, because he does not want to get shanked.
My brain is still full of lolololol, gleesquee, and ♥. Best crack ever.
In other news, fuuuuuuuck this cold. Seriously. I am still kind of convinced that I don't ever get new colds, the same one just comes back every few months like a skanky ex on a bad sitcom.
