I wanna cast a spell...maaaaaaagic missile~!

http://community.livejournal.com/wheeeeefic/16728.html
The Quest for the Tunnels of Unknown Madness by annella, J2, NC-17, 2300 words
The phrase This is a Dungeons & Dragons J2 AU. says it all, and are probably eight of the most awesome words that could be strung together. annella is the best thing in the history of ever. I hope there is more someday. ♥♥♥♥♥

/adds Mallrats to rewatch list

Game. This is why I love you.
http://www.wowhead.com/?item=50034 (Zod's Repeating Longbow. See the flavor text in yellow. ♥♥♥)

And just because/on a related note.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh4Si6GxDgI&NR=1