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Can't get into my Yahoo! mail at all this morning. Hmph.
Nothing of import to say, so have a meme (the "If I Were" one, obviously)

If I were a month, I'd be: October

If I were a day of the week I'd be: Saturday

If I were a time of day, I'd be: Midnight

If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto

If I were an animal, I'd be a: Cat

If I were a direction, I'd be: West

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A heavy, overstuffed recliner

If I were a historical figure, I'd be: A serf/peasant

If I were a liquid, I'd be: Seawater

If I were a tree, I'd be: An oak

If I were a bird, I'd be: A crow

If I were a tool, I'd be: A hammer

If I were a flower/plant: A purple coneflower

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: A thunderstorm

If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A phoenix

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: An electric guitar

If I were a color, I'd be: Burgundy

If I were an emotion, I'd be: Avoidance (yes, I count this as an emotion)

If I were a vegetable, I'd be: Peas

If I were an element, I'd be: Fire

If I were a car, I'd be: A station wagon

If I were a song, I'd be: Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall 1-3

If I were a movie, I'd be: Office Space

If I were a place, I'd be: The Alki in Seattle

If I were a material, I'd be: Polyester

If I were a taste, I'd be: Dark chocolate

If I were a scent, I'd be: Just-after-rain

If I were a word, I'd be: Fuck

If I were an object, I'd be: An old book

If I were a body part, I'd be: Hair

If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Art

If I were a shape, I'd be: A moebius strip

If I were a number, I'd be: 42

If I were an article of clothing, I'd be: Worn, fraying denim jeans

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