I hear ya. Don't believe I will ever attend one of mine ever. Although, thinking back on HS, its pretty stupid of them to all get together in one place, then tell me where they're going to be.

Drown your sorrows in the raid. For example, get some wax/tracing paper over your screen, draw pringles mustaches on people's party portraits. Or tequila. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, I'm gonna soulstone my imp.