Now I'm like the 'gifted' kid in the old Far Side cartoon that's shown pushing on the door marked "pull". ~ Hee! I have to admit, that line right there made me actually laugh out loud. (Which I really needed right now, so thank you for that. ♥)

But if it's any consolation, I'm totally that 'gifted' kid too sometimes. So you definitely have company in that regard. :)